Strap in and stand tall—The Viagronaut is locked, loaded, and always at full power. Engineered for maximum stamina and cosmic confidence, this action figure isn’t just built to last… he’s built to perform. Complete with a chrome rocket staff and a smirk that says “You’re welcome,” The Viagronaut is a must-have for collectors who like their heroes firm and unforgettable.
Limited articulation, unlimited charisma.
Powers & Abilities:
Turbo Endurance: Operates at full strength for hours—no cooldowns.
Rocket Staff Combat: Wields the “Love Lance”, a multi-function energy weapon.
Charming Aura: Can disarm enemies and seduce allies within a 10-meter radius.
Zero-G Thrust: Personal jetpack built into boots (because of course he has one).
Weaknesses:
Overconfidence: Will flirt in high-risk zones.
Cooldown Required: Needs 24 hours between “missions.”
Distracted by compliments.
Accessories:
Love Lance™ Rocket Staff
Mission-Ready Utility Belt (includes gum, body spray, and one rose)
Removable Visor Shades
Collector’s Edition “Afterglow Base” with neon underglow
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