When the world needs focus—and I mean really needs it—The Adderall Avenger swoops in to save the day (or at least hyperfixate on a single task for 12 hours straight). Part hero, part productivity guru, this unstoppable force of concentration can write a novel, solve global warming, and alphabetize your spice rack before lunch… but only if he took his meds on time.
- Powers & Abilities:
- Laser-Focus Vision: Can spot a typo in a contract from a mile away (but will then spend 3 hours debating font choices).
- Taskmaster Mode: Completes a week’s worth of work in one sitting—then crashes for two days.
- Side Effect: Verbal Diarrhea: Will explain the entire history of paperclips to a hostage before remembering to actually save them.
- Nemesis: The Distraction (a sentient YouTube algorithm that lures him into endless TED Talk binges).
- Weaknesses:
- Running out of meds and immediately reverting to a couch-bound goblin.
- Any task that requires "waiting patiently."
- The crushing realization that he just spent 4 hours optimizing his fantasy football team instead of fighting crime.
- Included Accessories:
- A utility belt stocked with energy drinks and emergency Sudoku puzzles.
- A Time-Tracker Watch he obsessively checks but never obeys.
- A Sidekick: Crash, who shows up exactly 6 hours after peak productivity to demand snacks and naps.
- Arch-Nemesis:
- Warning: Effectiveness varies based on hydration levels. Do not operate heavy machinery (or supervillain-fighting gadgets) after 5 PM.
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